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What kind of school does a carpenter go to?
Boarding school.
What happened to the shepherd when he drove his sheep through a town?
He got a ticket for making a ewe turn
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
What did the judge say when the skunk came nto the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
How many insects does it take to make a landlord?
Ten ants (Lederer & Ertner) .
What would you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer.
PUNS
Dentists practice by going through many drills.
Worried guitar players fret too much.
An ancient Greek shoemaker ran home when there was an earthquake, only
to discover he had fallen arches.
People in the desert have dry humor.
Those who live near the international date line can easily pass the
time.
GROANERS & SHAGGY PUPPY STORIES
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
What kind of school does a carpenter go to?
Boarding school.
What happened to the shepherd when he drove his sheep through a town?
He got a ticket for making a ewe turn
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
What did the judge say when the skunk came nto the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
How many insects does it take to make a landlord?
Ten ants (Lederer & Ertner) .
What would you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer.
PUNS
Dentists practice by going through many drills.
Worried guitar players fret too much.
An ancient Greek shoemaker ran home when there was an earthquake, only
to discover he had fallen arches.
People in the desert have dry humor.
Those who live near the international date line can easily pass the
time.
GROANERS & SHAGGY PUPPY STORIES
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
